Jim Carrey

• "Bumble bee tuna, excuse me, but your balls are showing. Bumble bee tuna" - Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
• "Alllllrrrrigggttty Then!" - Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls/ Pet Detective
• "Our love is like a red, red rose....and I'm a little thorny." - The Mask
• "SSSmmmoookkkinnnn!" - The Mask
• "When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her." - Dumb and Dumber
• "The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle." - Ace Ventura:When Nature Calls
• "OOOO BBBiiiilllyyyy!" The Cable Guy
• "Hows it hangin?"......"Short shriveled and always to the left."